The Bourne Conundrum
Having finally discovered his original identity, Jason Bourne finds a long-hidden dossier revealing that everyone he has come into contact with in the past two years has thought that it was opposite day and thus gave Bourne inaccurate information. In an act of desperation, Bourne travels to the exotic locale of Borneo, where he meets a rogue agent who promises to tell Bourne all he wants to know if he is able to complete a 2,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. Minutes from finishing the puzzle, Bourne's source is killed by a chip embedded in his skull, once again dashing our hero's hopes of learning his true identity.
The Bourne Consternation
Jason Bourne wakes up on an aircraft carrier off the coast of Greenland, and learns that it is only 1990 and everything he thought he has experienced during the previous films has just been a dream. Fed up with his fruitless search for his true identity, Bourne retreats to Mali, where he finds work as a blacksmith. He finally finds the peace and solace he has sought for so long, only to discover that the entire nation of Mali is populated by actors, just like in The Truman Show, who all play a part in foiling Bourne's quest at every turn.
The Bourne Guarantor
Jason Bourne attempts to rent an apartment in Beijing but is unable to when the rental board insists that he provide a guarantor. After a dozen or so identity changes, his credit is shit.
The Bourne Long Form Improvisation
International adventurer Jason Bourne joins an improv troupe in Jakarta called 'A Laugh A Minute,' and receives the audience suggestion of 'Lawyer.'
The Bourne Wisconsin
Exactly the same as The Bourne Identity, only in Wisconsin.
The Bourne Pinot Grigio
Jason Bourne gets hammered in an apartment in Manhattan's Lower East Side.
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