Thursday, September 13, 2007

Don't Worry

Things are gonna change around here, just you wait

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Lesser Known Mythological Creatures

The Clam King
Solarion Horowitz, Tax Attorney Of The Sun
Andre Agassi Made Of Fire

Monday, June 11, 2007

From The Amigo Files: Police Cat

I'm in this, as the guy who cleans the car windshield and the guy who takes condiments out of his pockets.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Some Great Ideas

Panic Attack Submarine (idea by Jay)
This is a reality television series in which 8-12 people who suffer from panic attacks live and work together on a submarine.

Fixins Mule (idea by Jason)
This one's pretty self-explanatory. It's a mule that emerges from saloon-style swinging doors at a restaurant to serve fixins to customers--kind of like a moving, breathing salad bar. The mule has saddlebags which hold the various fixins, and wears a sombrero filled with chips. This is a great idea because it is both entertaining and efficient. Not to be confused with Condiment Hawk.

Intelligent Cat (idea by me)
This one takes a pretty good thing--a cat--and makes it even better by making it not so annoying.

Movies I'd Like To See

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Historical Jams, Part I

Versailles, France
To celebrate the birth of his first child, Louis XVI throws a costume party. After hors d'oeuvres and champagne are served, one of Marie Antoinette's ladies-in-waiting presents the royal couple with a jar of imported quince preserve that has been improperly sealed. Upon opening the gift a foul odor fills the hall, inciting a rumor that the Queen has farted and planting a seed of discontent amongst the people of Versailles

Athens, Greece
450 BC
A young Socrates enters his homemade fig jam in the local fair. He places a disappointing third, and in a fit of rage vows to dedicate his life to the pursuit of knowledge and the betterment of his community. He also invents that carnival game where you hit a sensor with a sledgehammer and try to make the bell ring

The Garden of Eden
Beginning of time
After eating from the tree of knowledge, Adam and Eve decide to use their leftovers to make a scrumptious apple jelly. It stimulates their minds so much that they invent the concept we now know as 'imagination'

Monday, June 4, 2007

Professions Clint Eastwood Would Be Good At

White House Press Secretary
Drive-Thru Window Operator
Sandpaper Substitute

Professions Clint Eastwood Would Be Bad At

Child Psychologist
Repertory Dance Company Choreographer
Flight Attendant
Tennis Ball Boy
Someone Whose Job It Is To Lose Shootouts