Friday, April 13, 2007

After The Pep Rally It's The Hotel Lobby

I asked Fernie to re-tool Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly to reflect a subject we all care deeply about:

San Diego Area Public Schools…Remixed!

Awwwwww, San Diego Area Public Schools, ya’ll. The REEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX! You Ready? Yeah!

Mission Bay! Point Loma! Herbert Hoover! Patrick Henry! WE hear ya, San Diego Unified School District Public High Schools. We hear ya!

James Madison High! Warhawk PRIDE! Yes! Let’s hear about it, Madi-SON!

Got a New Media Center with all the ‘puters.

Got tech so high you know it’ll move ya. (yeah!)

Got a real nice quad where ya eat your lunch.

Got a great AP program you’ll love a bunch. (What!)

Got a bitchin’ librarian named Mr. Arnall.

Got a graffiti problem in the bathroom stall.

Warhawk! It’s the hawks of war. (Don’t you forget it!)

(56 seconds of scratching)

(Here comes the break!)

Allright, y’all! Coronado High! Representing Coronado Unified School district! 1998, named a National Blue Ribbon school! Only one of 198 in the whole damn country! How that make you feel?

(loud, enthusiastic screaming)

I SAID, How that make you FEEL?

(Louder screaming)


Now check this…

La Jolla High has an enrollment of 1648 students! 40% of whom come from underrepresented groups!

(What!)

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Mira Mesa got three grand available in fall grants. Gotta get paid, ya’ll, gotta get them grants! Get ‘em! Get them grants!

(36 seconds of just the bass line)


That was the San Diego Unified School District…REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX! Word.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Would've been cooler if it had been Fergie.

WILL said...

Yeah, the 'puters are pretty nice. They all even have Adobe Photoshop.

Morgan said...

this has officially become my favorite blog.