Town Hall has been on fire for three weeks now, and it’s time we did something about it
Whoever has been putting their Burger King trash under my Jeep's windshield wipers--please stop
I can sweep a floor clean faster than a vacuum cleaner, and I will prove it next week at noon sharp in the town square if it kills me
What this city needs is a Ruby Tuesdays and less crime
Guitar Hero at my place this Friday. If people are into it we can order some pizza or we can just play it by ear
The rumors you’ve been hearing are true—anything Ned Simmons in accounting touches turns to gold
The town time machine has been repaired
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Also- Please stop filling my pockets with ketchup and mustard.
gabe, always late and always funny.
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